Bear Simulator is a real game being devolved by Farjay Studios. You’ll basically explore, catch fish, attack stuff in your way, sleep and level up. It is described as being FPB or First Person Bear.
They should make an animated short where Carl is lying in a hospital bed and an eighteen year old Russell walks in. The room is silent. Neither one of them talk. Only slow music plays in the background. Russell walks up to Carl’s bed and sits next to him. Carl looks over to Russell and smiles. Russell is trying to hold back tears. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Soda lid that Carl had pinned on him so many years ago. He takes the pin and pins it onto Carl’s shirt. He is almost balling as he says “Thank you Mr. Fredricksen.” Carl is unable to speak he is so choked up. All you see is him smile and a tear roll down his cheek. ”You’re welcome Russell.” He says with a crackle in his voice. He closes his eyes and the Heart Monitor he is on flat lines. All you see is Russell crying. Then there is a flash of light. Carl stands in front of the light and sees someone coming out of it. Ellie walks out of the light and goes to Carl. She holds her secret Adventure Book in her arms. She writes something in the book. She then kisses Carl and drops the book. Ellie takes Carl into the light and they revert back to their child selves and walk hand in hand into the light. Then it pans to the book which is open to the page Ellie wrote in. The only words written on the page are “The End.” And then the screen fades to black.
THAT IS NOT OK
bitch fuck you byee
HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR
HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED
We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =
She would need 210 containers of hairdye.
That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?
Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.
It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue
tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one
this is great
and yet no one here is willing to spend 5 minutes on math homework
This is more important then math homework
|—||Tom Hiddleston, ELLE Magazine (via hausofodin)|
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email
IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
How I prepare for a Valorous Tales page
I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none